I can’t get “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” out of my head. It’s making me want to watch Toy Story right now. I can’t wait for the third one to come out. It’s going to be so cute!
I can’t get “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” out of my head. It’s making me want to watch Toy Story right now. I can’t wait for the third one to come out. It’s going to be so cute!

Will try that one day.
why did i think of a penis
Because we both know that you have penis on your mind 24/7. DON’T LIE. Also the fact that the shape is penis-like and is shooting out a white substance doesn’t help.

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| Mom: | Se tiene que bañar hoy porque ayer no se bañó. |
| Grandma: | Ay pero hay mucho frío. |
| Mom: | No importa. Siempre va haber frío. Además, el doctór me vive diciendo-- |
| Grandma: | Ese doctór no sabe nada. Que coma mierda. |